You know what pisses me off? When people are like, “Oh Dan is terrible, he’s a nobody, he’s from Brooklyn…” I’m sorry, where are you from again? Are you posting from your VILLA in ITALY that you bought with your BILLIONS OF DOLLARS? Fuck it, I would go to Humphrey brunch in a heartbeat. Dumbo or UES. And I would flirt with Lily van der Woodsen and laugh at Rufus’ jokes and run my foot up Dan’s L.L.Bean pant leg